Thursday, December 27, 2012


"Thanks to Boytalk, I learned how to make pancakes! Thanks Boytalk!!!"

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012

Boytalk nation:

     It has been brought to our attention countless times that the Boytalk blog has been dormant for many months, and it's become apparent that this infrequency of posting has caused great unrest among the Boytalk faithful.  While this hiatus has most certainly been long and agonizing for many of you, take heart because your wait for more blog posts pertaining to all things masculinity and manliness is rapidly coming to a close.  In the not-so-distant-probably-soon-but-not-quite-yet future, Boytalk fully intends to fire up its engines once again and produce the quality material that made it THE elite internet destination.  

     The goal of this Boytalk resurgence is to pick up where we left off almost a year ago, with semi-regular postings.  Think of this as Michael Jordan coming out of his first retirement to lead the Bulls to an NBA championship.  The quality of content will still be high, as we seek to avoid presenting a watered-down version of former glory, such as Journey forming a reunion tour without lead singer Steve Perry.  Regular readership and a thriving fanbase are what drives the Boytalk Blog.  We appreciate your support and hope to continue the tradition of being the perfect blend of brilliance and stupidity while faithfully preaching the ideals of true masculinity.  So tell your friends, co-workers, and neighbors that BOYTALK IS BACK! 

Merry Christmas! 

Sincerely, 

The Boytalk Staff 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

 

Lip-syncing feminine songs is only acceptable if you do it with a group of your best buds and get over a million views on YouTube.

Monday, February 13, 2012

40 followers!

But we're not stopping there! Recommend the blog to friends, family, neighbors, your mailmen, telemarketers, zookeepers, your uncle, sweater enthusiasts, diary farmers, ex-cops, ventriloquists, teachers, pastors, appliance salesmen, Austrians, plumbers, kite makers, lawyers, beekeepers, Republicans, people who enjoy blogs, bloggers, hot air balloon owners, astronauts, dairy farmers, your cable guy, Larry the cable guy, morticians, and weathermen.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl

Congratulations to the New York Giants on winning the Super Bowl. Further congratulations to Bill Bilicheat and the Patriots for losing the Super Bowl.  Eli Manning now has one more Super Bowl win than his brother Peyton, who is a serious candidate to be the Redskins quarterback next year.  Therefore, given Peyton's displeasure with being one-upped by his younger brother, he will be more motivated than ever and will lead the Washington Redskins to a Super Bowl win next season.  You heard it hear first.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Don't let this happen to you

Real men don't take glamour shots of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their cell phones. Don't let this happen to you. This picture is only acceptable because the subject of the photograph is shaving, which is a standard bathroom activity.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Reader Question

Jeff from East Lansing, Michigan asks, "I have over 2,000 pictures of myself on Facebook. Is this bad?"

Answer: Yes.

Unbelievable!

The blooper reel of the Flintstone News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRaWYSOEzyk)