1) It's time to make sure your "mute" button is functioning properly so that it can be utilized every time Shannon Sharpe mumbles something incoherent on your television.
2) Fantasy Football begins.
- A few rules and facts about fantasy football -
- If you have more than 3 teams, you take fantasy football too seriously and need to get a life. Similarly, if you spend hours a day writing stuff for a blog that no one reads, you also should consider getting a life.
- Real-life teams are more important than your fantasy team. This, for example, is unacceptable - "Well I don't care how bad my (insert team nickname here) are doing... I'm in first place in my fantasy keeper league!"
- If your team name is lame, your team will be too. These names aren't lame, which means these teams will be successful ------> "RomoWittenHisPants" ... "Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe" ... "Albert Hayneworthless" etc.
- Don't cry and whine about an injury to a player on your team, as if you sustained the injury yourself.
- Lastly, if you lose to a female in your league (if one exists) you should be thoroughly embarrassed and banned from fantasy football forever.
3) Finally, the start of the NFL season means that we are already one week into the College Football season. Football on Saturdays > Football on Sundays.
Or go with my team name,
ReplyDeleteDo us all a Farve and retire